wrath of prawn


Nikita, 25, am not necessarily evil but have an evil-sounding name, more trouble than I'm worth, and strongly inclined toward the absurd, the lovely, the pointless, and the old & British.

A one-girl heavily tattooed crew of cavalier cooks.

Oxford comma for life!



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rraaaarrl:

Waking Up [x]

(via octemberfirst)

octemberfirst:

I blinked at this sign for a full minute.
Where have I heard of a MOREPORK? Do I know someone who says MOREPORK? …OHHH. Hahaha. It’s from the DISCWORLD FANDOM ON TUMBLR. 
Taken at a bird sanctuary in Queenstown, New Zealand. I guess the Europeans thought this owl’s call sounded like it’s saying MOREPORK, which… okayyy. I thought the Maori name was closer: RURU.

FACT: There is an owl in the Ankh-Morpork city crest FOR EXACTLY THAT REASON. \8D/

Also Rurus are adorable I am just saying.

octemberfirst:

I blinked at this sign for a full minute.

Where have I heard of a MOREPORK? Do I know someone who says MOREPORK? …OHHH. Hahaha. It’s from the DISCWORLD FANDOM ON TUMBLR.

Taken at a bird sanctuary in Queenstown, New Zealand. I guess the Europeans thought this owl’s call sounded like it’s saying MOREPORK, which… okayyy. I thought the Maori name was closer: RURU.

FACT: There is an owl in the Ankh-Morpork city crest FOR EXACTLY THAT REASON. \8D/

Also Rurus are adorable I am just saying.

fr0zen:

me dealing with life

fr0zen:

me dealing with life

(Source: heartbeatofanangel, via osakalights)

picturesofwar:

“Queen Elizabeth II firing an SA80.”
(Reddit)

picturesofwar:

“Queen Elizabeth II firing an SA80.”

(Reddit)

Trying to remember how draw am wurk, with varying degrees of success and lots of scowling.

Trying to remember how draw am wurk, with varying degrees of success and lots of scowling.